Press any key- Sorry.. one minute.. no, not that! by Anon

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." Patient: "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." by Anon

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." by Anon

Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news." Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first." Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "24 hours! Thats terrible!!! What could be Worse?! What's the very bad news?" Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." by Anon

ikkada domal unnaaya enni kaavaali?? by sunil

Teacher: What is the message Gandhi said? Student : I Swear he didnt said anything to me.. Teacher : ????????........... by Self

Customer : i am not able to browse in the mobile Executive :(after long explaination) sir pls visit our website for more details Customer : which bus goes to that site Executive : ??? by Self

During break in a confernece in which nearly 15 countrites particpated First Russian came out of the bathroom then washed his hands with he washed his hand with the the soap oil and cleaned with tissue paper and said we Russians are very clean then American came out,he washed his hand with the the soap oil and cleaned with tissue paper then wipped in the hand drier he came out and said Amercians are very clean and tidy at last Indian came out and went straigh-a-way to conference on the way russsain and american blocked him and asked why you havnt washed or cleaned your hands Indian said my parents havnt taught to piss in the hands. by Anon

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." by Sardar and the donkey

Do u know what surdarji will do after taking xerox ? he will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! Sardar takes xerox Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!! by Sardar Checks Spellings